How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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