I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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