Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
