she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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