Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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