I'm drive I can fine osifer
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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