Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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