he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
