I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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