I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
it's great music for shaving your balls
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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