Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Randomize
