Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Randomize