So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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