: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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