Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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