Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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