no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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