Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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