she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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