So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
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