He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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