Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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