having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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