that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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