are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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