listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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