No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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