My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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