You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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