is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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