I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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