What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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