Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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