i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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