You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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