I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
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