I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Randomize
