if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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