just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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