that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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