Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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