For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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