I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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