So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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