I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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