It's Friday. Sex?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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