The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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