i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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