Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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