I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I think people are normalizing furries
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