I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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