i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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