A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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