I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
