if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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